The fact of the matter remains: Jack Bauer is willing to do what is necessary to save the American people, and Barack Obama isn't.
PS: I nearly pissed myself laughing. The best bit for me was Obama saying, “Need caller ID. That guy’s insane. We need better health care.”
Also, I know for a fact that it was Hitler’s idea to yell “You lie” at Obama:
You’re probably wondering how I got all these exclusives. Well, I won’t tell you. You can cry me a river all you want, won’t change a damn thing.